For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
Anonymous
Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
Wernher von Braun
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.
Anonymous
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Phyllis Diller
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
Churchill
Children aren’t happy without something to ignore, And that’s what parents were created for.
Ogden Nash
“There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.”
Jeremy S. Anderson
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