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Max Miller
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New Car, new price
One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.
Anonymous
Church and religion
Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
Anonymous priest
Pedestrians and wives
Pedestrian: A man who didn’t believe his wife when she said they needed two cars.
Anonymous
You are important
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
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