Written by To You I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen
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Everything is a matter of point of view.
So try every time to see what’s happening from another side, it could help you see new opportunities.
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Posts tagged God
A new big bang theory
God wrote: “pkunzip universe”
Anonymous
Assets
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either. Mark Twain
Kleenex
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Art Hoppe
God’s sign
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen, “Without Feathers”
The maker
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
Winston Churchill
Statistics and religion
I could prove God statistically.
George Gallup
Avoiding rocks
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Indian proverb
Mathematics
Mathematics is the language God used to write the universe.
Anonymous
God and fishes
So, if there’s no God, who changes the water?
New Yorker cartoon of two goldfish in a bowl
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